Wednesday 20 March 2013

FIFA

So I measure time by the number of games of FIFA I can play; for example, if I put something in the oven for thirty minute that is the equivalent of three games of FIFA. Obviously certain issues arise from this method of measuring time. What if you are not playing FIFA, I hear you say? Well those times are pretty minimal to be fair.

Right now I'm watching a game on FIFA. Chelsea vs Dortmund (proper footballing people).Playing is certainly more fun than watching, but the same can be said of anything, take the simple watching porn and having sex dichotomy; everyone would rather have sex than watch porn but you have to take what you are given.

The funny thing is, I don't actually like real life football with real life men, just to be clear.

Have to go now, there are infinite games of FIFA to be played and forever to play then in. So to conclude, FIFA is the altar I kneel down to every night.

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